would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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