Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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