Don't you send me to vm
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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