dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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