I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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