90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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