let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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