Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
that's an acceptable place to lick
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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