Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
