I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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