If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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