GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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