I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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