You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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