theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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