i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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