it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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