I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I wish I could teleport
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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