My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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