Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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I want her autograph on my taint
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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