So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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