walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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