physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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