went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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