at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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