That's intense
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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