some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
i out mim tonsoeep
You don't make any sense
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