i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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