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the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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