Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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