flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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