Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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