what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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