how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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