Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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