My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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