i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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