i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
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