He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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