Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Randomize
