I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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