your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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