Kiss
Puke
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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