We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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