I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
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I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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