sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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