question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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