How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
