What a fucking waste of an outfit
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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