Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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