so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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