it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
only if we run a train.
done.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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