should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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