I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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