I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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