He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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