I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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