is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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