I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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