So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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