Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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