Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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